Hey Guys, it’s that wonderful time of year again when we learn how wonderful it is to hook someone up with something totally awesome. If you are reading this blog, chances are that you like Jiu Jitsu. Also, I’m betting that there is a good chance that you are totally clueless on what to buy for that special Jiu Jitsui in your life. Well, there’s good news! This blog details the Best Jiu Jitsu Gift for this wonderful Generic Holiday Season!
New Gi’s : # 1 Best Jiu Jitsu Gifts
A New Gi will refresh even the most flagging practitioner’s ambitions with hopes of promotions by spring. A new Gi that fits well and has no weird stains on it definitely counts as the hook up and that’s why it’s the number one on this list.
Private Lessons: Best Jiu Jitsu Gifts ?
Let’s face it guys n’ gals… private lessons are ultra-dank. You get you ask an upper belt all of the burning questions that you wanted to ask in class but were too afraid to ask because you were buried under a mountain of self-loathing and trepidation sufficiently masked by forged stoicism and faux-bravado. Plus there’s no one watching when you finally learn how to expertly bust out that sick heel hook, SO NOBODY WILL SEE IT COMING MUAHAHA. PSSSSSSST WE DO PRIVATE LESSONS AT Mata Leao and you can call Grant or Omar to set them up at (503) 208-3160 just leave a message if it goes to the machine. We gots dem package deals and a Holiday Special running right now.. so holler and surprise yo friends!
UGLY JIU JITSU SWEATERZzZzZzZ
Wow, It’s kinda hideous, but I totally want one. Actually, this kind of looks like a sweater that Pablo Escobar would wear in the second season of Narcos. Anyway click on the link to buy that sweet, sweet Jiu Jitsu Holiday Sweater. Guaranteed to stimulate discussion at your overly hyped Holiday Office Party about how much you love Jiu Jitsu and subtly proving that you are more alpha than your colleagues
FOAM ROLLER
OKAY DAMN I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT COULD CRACK LIKE THAT
AHH AHH OK THAT’S THE SPOT HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT
Is it just me, or are foam rollers like the best thing ever invented on the planet? I live in Portland, so I can brag about how a foam roller/ CBD vape pen combo are the best. U even vape bro? Okay, well seriously I messed my back up and couldn’t get an appointment with anyone for a chiropractor visit. Oh well, looks like Yoga, Weed, Ignoring the Pain, and Foamy Boi with have to do the trick again. One of the Best Jiu Jitsu Gifts ferrrrrr sure.
Supplements
Is it just me, or is the expectancy effect on supplements akin to those far out tales of Hysterical Strength?
Right now, I’m thinking that the placebo effect can be amazing actually. Maybe there actually is something to all these dope supplements! Best Jiu Jitsu Gift Ever? Maybe not, but still pretty dope ya’ll.
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