Voted Best Jiu Jitsu In Portland!!!
Yes, we are going with this click-baitey title unabashedly. Best Jiu Jitsu In Portland ? Voted? Yes. Voted. “Who voted?” You ask?
“I VOTED.”
– Aaron Harvey
Since we are off to such a great start, I want to start off by giving you reasons for why we have the best jiu jitsu in Portland.
1) Best Instructors:
Our instructors are blackbelts and have paid their dues. One thing about Mata Leao that I have learned is that it’s not a belt mill. You have to put in some serious time, come to class and really pay your dues. I know other gyms will just give you belts just cause. Well, not so much here! The other day I saw a purple belt from REDACTED gym and they got choked out by one of our white belts. But hey, we aren’t sandbaggers here, so don’t get any ideas.
2) You get a FREE JIU JITSU GI WHEN YOU SIGN UP
Spoiler alert guyz, we are giving away Gi’s. That’s right, when you sign up for the first day we will totally hook it up with a brand new, crispy Jiu Jitsu Gi that’s made to fit juuust right. It’s kind of important that you throw on the Gi and start rolling. What ever happened to that new year’s resolution? Take a picture in your new Gi and start posting to snapchat and all of your friends will shit their pants in admiration and envy as they cry into a bag of potato chips.
3) We just remodeled and it looks amazing.
It’s AMAZING what a fresh coat of paint can do. We used to have the gym painted white in the main room but our new year’s resolution was to mix it up and start slathering on new paint. It looks totally amazing in our spot right now and you should come roll in this new environs and admire what we got going on now!
Perhaps the most obvious reason why we have the best jiu jitsu in Portland is because we offer…
That free 30 day trial tho…. It’s really real. And people use it all the time and join. You don’t have to cancel. You don’t have to put down a Credit Card. It’s 100% Legit. If you want to learn Jiu Jitsu there’s literally no excuses. You can try it for free! How? Omar Santiago is an awesome guy, that’s how.
Sometimes dis is me.
Don’t Be This Guy
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