UFC 220: Results and Analysis on Main Events

UFC 220 Main Card 

-Stipe Miocic (c) vs. Francis Ngannou

-Daniel Cormier (c) defeated Volkan Oezdemir by TKO
-Calvin Kattar defeated Shane Burgos by TKO
-Gian Villante defeated Francimar Barroso by Split Decision (
-Rob Font defeated Thomas Almeida by TKO

Preliminary Card (Live on FOX Sports 1, 8:00 PM ET)

-Kyle Bochniak defeated Brandon Davis by Unanimous Decision
-Abdul Razak Alhassan defeated Sabah Homasi by KO
– Dustin Ortiz defeated Alexandre Pantoja by Unanimous Decision
-Julio Arce defeated Dan Ige Decision by Unanimous Decision

Preliminary Bouts (Live on UFC Fight Pass, 7:00 PM ET)

THE UFC 220 IN BOSTON WAS REALLY WEIRD AT SOME POINTS.

Let’s talk about how weird it was that Ngannou gassed so collossally hard. That was fucking weird.

It was like the hype for this fight was unreal. But HOW THE &^%! DID FRANCIS GAS SO HARD???

I would say that I am the most proud of Daniel Cormier, as he prevailed over Volkan. We were clowning so hard on Volkan. As a matter of fact, we were ROASTING everyone. We said that Volkan looked like one of the Great Value brand Engineers from Prometheus. Done.

Also, what the everlasting @^@% was up with that Burgos guy’s haircut and beard combo. We were roasting that boy too. Some notable quotes:

“He looks like his beard stopped loading”

” He looks like a final mini-boss from Castlevania”

“he looks like his emo-sadness from failing out of community college turned to anger and he started going to MMA classes”

“He looks like a guy that you’d throw out of a wedding”

You get the picture. My friends and I are major shit talkers.

I seriously don’t understand how Francis Ngannou gassed so colossally hard though. You gotta think, how scared would you be if you had to fight that guy. Stipe punished him so hard, he could have choked him out at so many different points. But no, he just smothered a sleeeeepy ass Francis for like 20 minutes.

The awkwardness of Ngannou gassing was as hardcore as DaDa 5000 vs Kimbo Slice (RIP)

Even so, it was still FUCKING CRAZY how scary Francis was with his power. Stipe looked REALLY messed up in the face. He kinda sounded like Boomhauer when he was giving his victory speech:

“yeahmanigottatellyouwhatitwasarealhardfightmanyaseehowbigthisguyisyeahmanIdon’tgiveashitI’MHAVINABABY”

I’m out my friends. I work hard and toil to get all of you MMA results, and I also have to have a social life so party hopped after 22o ended. I gotta sleep sometime!